Episode 2: “Where is my Fucking bag?”
This is Carlos. Not exactly the type of guy you want to mess with.

Episode 3: Spanish, the language of Spain. Ricardo gives Valentina a piece of his mind, and something else.

Episode 4: He’s looking for Bush.” Ricardo goes to make his drop on his big job.

Episode 5: “Threesome”
Ricardo meets with Doug to make the big drop off.

Episode 6: “Como se dice “I’m fucked in Spanish.”
Without their bags, Ricardo and Valentia are fucked

Episode 7 “You Smell Balls”
Without their bags, Ricardo and Valentina both figure out their next move.

Episode 8: “Bad Luck”
Antonia, Juan and Doug’s housekeeper, reminds Juan that if you’re not careful, bad luck is inevitable.

Episode 9: “Lace Panties”
Ricardo works for some bad asses and finding that bag is more important then we think.

Episode 10: “Do I Got A Room For You!”
Mario takes Valentina over to Doug’s to see if he has a spare bed.

Episode 11: “24 Hours”
Doug offers Valentina a place to stay while Ricardo tracks down Carlos.

Episode 12: “I don’t have a wife, I have a Juan”
Doug’s strangeness is making Valentina feel a little uncomfortable while Juan walks in on the two.

Episode 13: “This is my Juan”
Doug introduces Valentina to his Juan and he’s not so excited about her staying with them at first.

Episode 14: “The Proposition”
Mario looks for ways to get closer to Valentina, while Juan talks to Doug about a “iittle” proposition for her.

Episode 15: “Some Sort of Saint”
Juan convinces Doug to ask Valentina about his proposition. Mario gets a call from his cousin.

Episode 16: “Coming to San Miguel”
Mario’s cousin is coming to San Miguel for a visit and it’s going to be quite a surprise for Valentina.

Episode 17: “Primos”
Mario and Carlos get caught up as Mario tells him how he’s now got a special girl in his life.

Episode 18: “Shake the World Hard Enough”
Mario gives Carlos advice that he will find his girlfriend soon enough, while Valentina plays music in the park for money.

Episode 19: “Angela”
After singing in the park, Valentina meets Angela, who invites Valentina to sing at her nearby night club.

Episode 20: “Remember Me”
After finding Valentina in the park, Ricardo confronts her about getting his bag back.

Episode 21: “The Bag and the Virgin”
Valentina agrees to help Ricardo but only so she can get her bag back. She thinks there has to be a way to fool him.

Episode 22: “Finding a Guadalupe is very good luck”
Antonia is excited to find a lucky Guadalupe in the laundry while Valentina looks for a black suitcase in order to fool Ricardo. Angela runs into Carlos while he searches for Valentina in San Miguel.

Episode 23: “A Little Help from Mother Nature”
Angela now knows who Carlos is looking for and Doug tells Valentina that he and Juan would like to have a baby. But how are two gay guys going to accomplish that?

Episode 24: “Baby Maker”
Doug asks Valentina about having a baby for him and Juan since “it’s a little hard for two gay guys to make a baby”.

Episode 25: “Sperm Cocktail”
Both Doug and Juan work on getting Valentina to have a baby for them. It’s not as easy as you think. They both want to be the father!

Episode 26: “Baby Baby”
Without Doug knowing, Juan brings up a surprise idea to Valentina in order to convince her to have a baby.

Episode 27: “A Surprise Visit”
Valentina has a surprise visitor at Doug and Juan’s. Antonia seems to have no clue about what’s glued onto the Guadalupe.

Episode 28: “A Long Line of Higgensons”
Doug continues to work on Valentina so that she will have a baby for him and Juan. But like Juan, Doug’s got more ideas up his sleeve.

Episode 29: “Hidden Money”
Carlos and Angela pay Valentina a surprise visit while Mario does his mother’s laundry.

Episode 30: “Welcome Back Ricardo”
Mario finds the money on the Guadalupe along with a few other surprises. In the meantime, Ricardo is still looking for his f**king bag.

Episode 31: “You’re Not A Killer”
Ricardo shows up to get his bag from Valentina, and Carlos doesn’t believe he’s really a killer.

Episode 32: “Six Days”
Ricardo is loosing his patience with the gang and gives them a piece of his mind as well as an ultimatum on finding his f**king bag.

Episode 33: “Busted”
Things are finally starting to wrap but who is the real crook?

Episode 34: “Numbers” (Season Finale)
The real criminals are finally revealed and Valentina and Carlos gets their money back along with the Guadalupe. In the meantime, Antoña has another encounter with bad luck.